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MonsterStyleCom
September 22nd, 2008, 09:22 PM
http://www.warwizardracing.com/cthis.jpg
These 5 cars are meant to stop him from hitting the ground at full speed and rolling/causing injury. Well he missed the cars, broke 2 ribs, slashed up his eye really bad, and some other stuff. Thankfully he had a somewhat decent rollcage.


CAPTION THIS:

Mine: "Oh Sh____."

Bigtruck1217
September 22nd, 2008, 09:25 PM
"DANG IM GETTING SOME HANG TIME"

He got more air than a lot of monster trucks.. put him in one :D

Zane Rettew
September 22nd, 2008, 09:26 PM
"Now I told Zane to put these **** things back another 50ft"

RickFL
September 22nd, 2008, 09:28 PM
http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/


yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

Stomping The Bully
September 22nd, 2008, 09:28 PM
BONG "Wanna get away?"

Zane Rettew
September 22nd, 2008, 09:34 PM
Actually it should be stated that Dr. Danger Chickened out after friday night......and that was none other than Mayhem's Own / CFP Announcer Adam Connell in their! Attah Boy adam! LOL

Brandon Clark
September 22nd, 2008, 09:35 PM
I shoulda stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!!

thelegendaryone
September 22nd, 2008, 09:43 PM
"i knew zane and adam souped up my car, the last time i work with them."

Zane Rettew
September 22nd, 2008, 09:52 PM
http://www.cfpracing.com/Dr_Danger_Sept_20_e.jpg

"oh my god....im actually still alive.....oh my god"

http://www.cfpracing.com/Dr_Danger_post_jump.jpg

"WHOOO HOOO!!! ADAM! CAN YOU BILIEVE IM STILL ALIVE?!?! LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!"

FlyinBryan
September 22nd, 2008, 09:54 PM
"It's ok!!! I just hit my face!" :eek:

MonsterStyleCom
September 22nd, 2008, 09:56 PM
Oh God I don't know about you guys but I cant stop laughing or crying, my stomach hurts so bad right now, thanks Zane, LOL!

Cale Putnam
September 22nd, 2008, 09:57 PM
http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/


I said that you forgot to carry the 2...but nooooooo...may I suggest an investment in a TI-83?

MonsterStyleCom
September 22nd, 2008, 09:58 PM
"i knew i should of taken more shots of whiskey"

dmfray
September 22nd, 2008, 10:32 PM
For those REALLY tough aches and pains, try Aleve... and the pain is gone!

or



Got a minute... chew on a twix!



or


Oh .... , This is gonna leave a mark!

bigyoda
September 22nd, 2008, 10:44 PM
Whatever happened to the giant sets of catch cars for these jumps?

MonsterStyleCom
September 22nd, 2008, 10:45 PM
Fuel to Monster Truck show: $600
Old beat up used helmet with face shield: $20
6 shots of Whiskey: $3
Hospital Bills: $6,000
Facial Reconstruction: $9,000

Moving the ramp 20 feet closer from the previous night and hitting it 30mph faster with the above photo results: Priceless

Sometimes in life it's better to work at Wal-Mart. For everything else, use Mastercard.

Diggerdude
September 22nd, 2008, 10:46 PM
http://www.cfpracing.com/dr_danger_sept_20_e.jpg

"oh my god....im actually still alive.....oh my god"

http://www.cfpracing.com/dr_danger_post_jump.jpg

"whooo hooo!!! Adam! Can you bilieve im still alive?!?! Lets do it again!!!!"

"its ok my face broke the impact"

bigyoda
September 22nd, 2008, 10:51 PM
6 shots of whiskey for 3 bucks? What bar is he drinkin at? ha.

MonsterStyleCom
September 22nd, 2008, 10:52 PM
Lol.

dmfray
September 22nd, 2008, 11:00 PM
Fuel to Monster Truck show: $600
Old beat up used helmet with face shield: $20
6 shots of Whiskey: $3
Hospital Bills: $6,000
Facial Reconstruction: $9,000

Moving the ramp 20 feet closer from the previous night and hitting it 30mph faster with the above photo results: Priceless

Sometimes in life it's better to work at Wal-Mart. For everything else, use Mastercard.

Debit Mastercard!!

Get it right Shawn!

V Needs Speed
September 22nd, 2008, 11:11 PM
This is what happends when one eats too much Taco Bell before a "Steel Wall" event.

Zane Rettew
September 22nd, 2008, 11:14 PM
Whatever happened to the giant sets of catch cars for these jumps?

Real stunt men dont need catch cars lol

tromoly
September 23rd, 2008, 12:13 AM
Well, we know for fact that Beerman didn't work that show.....

Tim Dudley
September 23rd, 2008, 12:18 AM
*Looks back while in the air* Straches his head* I think those where the cars I was to hit....OH S**T!!! BAM!

Your friend,
Tim

Damo74
September 23rd, 2008, 12:50 AM
http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/

This is what you get for putting in that "special" fuel additive.....

Damo74
September 23rd, 2008, 12:52 AM
http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/

"It's Okay folks, my face has inbuilt crumple zones!"

RampageFSJ
September 23rd, 2008, 01:16 AM
http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/

CAPTION THIS:


My versions.

"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *boom*

Driving tecnique? *pfft* I just put 'er on kill and boogy.:cool:

*Hank Jr. voice on* "I crashed that chevrolet and stepped away." *Hank Jr. voice off*

Christian Riedel
September 23rd, 2008, 05:13 AM
Geeze its obvious you're an engineer cale, I was thinking something very similar...except TI-83s are for highschoolers, 89 is the way to go!

"So this is why Bo and Luke said not to use uncle Jessie's shine for fuel!"

"And here we have an example of a case of "Delusions of Gradure, this case study being a patient thinking he is Tom Meents"

"I guess we should have checked the speedo accuracy"

(The following are for Cale and any other people who took (and understand) HS or first year college physics)
"Y=(v*Sin(Theta))^2/2g...who knew the letter v could mean so much"

"f=m*(dV/dt)=pain"

GTScottL
September 23rd, 2008, 09:52 AM
http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/

"Unfortunately, Marge the school bus driver made a wrong turn...."

Buckeye
September 23rd, 2008, 10:01 AM
"I really should lay off all the Red Bull"

Muddy
September 23rd, 2008, 10:25 AM
"If I don't break my legs, I'm going to punch zane in the head for this"

fastj14
September 23rd, 2008, 01:52 PM
In Waylon Jennings voice....

"Well... that Danger boys sure got himself in a pickle this time"

On a side note, Dr Danger is one tough s.o.b.!!!

Adam Connell
September 23rd, 2008, 03:49 PM
YouTube - Dr. Danger Stunt Gone Wrong

YouTube - Stuntman Dr Danger

YouTube - stunt goes bad


SPLAT!

I am actually surprised I kept talking... maybe not sensibly but I kept on peddling merch! Gotta make the money!

tromoly
September 23rd, 2008, 04:50 PM
Geeze its obvious you're an engineer cale, I was thinking something very similar...except TI-83s are for highschoolers, 89 is the way to go!

Hah yeah, I love my TI-89 Titanium, gotta love how it does Integrals for you :D


"Y=(v*Sin(Theta))^2/2g...who knew the letter v could mean so much"

Trying to remember, is that the formula for calculating height of launch?

JRB4337
September 23rd, 2008, 04:50 PM
Lets see:
Car keys: check
Helmet: check
Ambulance at the ready: check
Ejector seat: check
How to USE the ejector seat: D*m....... will, four out of five ain't bad.
or
Houston we have a really big ****ing problem here!
or
Hey, what's that on the ground, lets go in for a closer look.... wait not that close!!!

FlyinBryan
September 23rd, 2008, 04:50 PM
Gotta do what it takes to sell that merch! With those specially priced t-shirt specials! ;)

I kid, like I could even hold a candle to that, first time I actually clearly got to hear Adam work the mic, great job man no wonder everyone has been raving about your abilities

Brandon Clark
September 23rd, 2008, 06:27 PM
Gotta do what it takes to sell that merch! With those specially priced t-shirt specials! ;)

I kid, like I could even hold a candle to that, first time I actually clearly got to hear Adam work the mic, great job man no wonder everyone has been raving about your abilities

Ditto. I still can't believe this guy could be dead and you're peddling T-shirts and hot dogs lol :p

Adam Connell
September 23rd, 2008, 06:46 PM
LOL, Im sitting there literally freaking out that the guy is dead because I was standing against the fence right about the middle of the bus so I saw him hit and his body hit the roof... I am amazed I kept talking lol.

Cale Putnam
September 23rd, 2008, 07:02 PM
http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/

http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/images/imported/2008/09/217.jpg

This has been your obscure sports reference of the day.

Christian Riedel
September 24th, 2008, 02:36 AM
Trying to remember, is that the formula for calculating height of launch?

Yes sir...who knew it could be so useful!

bigyoda
September 24th, 2008, 02:41 AM
Good god, the roof collapsed in and he didn't flip!?!?!?! ()$)($()$@_)!

Muddy
September 24th, 2008, 10:25 AM
wow that could have been a lot worse...he cleared that stack with ease

diggerdude45
September 24th, 2008, 03:39 PM
":eek: OH MY GOD !!!!! :eek: "

JasonMiller
September 24th, 2008, 07:55 PM
http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/

http://www.monstermayhem.org/forums/images/imported/2008/09/217.jpg

This has been your obscure sports reference of the day.

Dr. Danger was closer to hitting those cars than Scott Norwood
was to making that kick. lol